The New York Yankees are the most popular team in Major League Baseball. The Los Angeles Lakers are the most popular basketball team in the world. No NFL team has more fans than the Dallas Cowboys. All those are indisputably true, but what the team at Sidelines.io will try to figure out today is:
Which team is the most relevant sports franchise in the United States?
We will define relevance as a combination of five factors:
Size of a team’s fanbase
How good the team is currently
How much do fans of other teams care about that team
Do they have at least one star player?
Is there anything else interesting about that team?
Relevance Rankings, from 1 to 92
Dallas Cowboys: Six of the seven most watched regular season NFL games in 2022 were Dallas Cowboys, including their Thanksgiving game, which had more viewers than most playoff games.
Kansas City Chiefs: Every game Patrick Mahomes plays for the rest of his career will be must-watch.
New York Yankees: Baseball matters more when the Yankees are good. You can’t really say that about any other team in U.S. sports.
Phoenix Suns: These days, Kevin Durant is there for a good time, not for a long time.
Denver Nuggets: They have the best player in the sport. Do the people care?
Miami Heat: Somehow less than the sum of their parts, from an entertainment perspective.
Chicago Bears: 38 years removed from their last title.
Miami Dolphins: At full strength, they are arguably the most exciting team in the NFL.
Chicago Bulls: How did they get bad again this quickly?
Chicago Cubs: When they’re good, it’s good for baseball. But they’re bad.
Denver Broncos: All eyes will be on the Payton-Russ duo at the start of next season.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Kenny Pickett might become an extremely watchable mediocre quarterback.
New York Knicks: All we ask of the Knicks as a society is to make the playoffs and lose in five entertaining games and they rarely can even handle that.
Dallas Mavericks: Hard to root for with Kyrie, but also hard to look away.
Memphis Grizzlies: This was our comment when we wrote these rankings a few weeks ago: With Ja Morant becoming the most popular player in the NBA amongst children, the Grizzlies have a chance to shoot up these rankings. Now, things have changed.
Minnesota Vikings: They have a superstar player, they play exciting games, they’re rarely bad.
New York Giants: When they are good, they are boring. When they are bad, they are boring.
Houston Astros: Feels like the villain thing is wearing off and it doesn’t hurt that they keep punking the Yankees.
L.A. Rams: The last team to go from Super Bowl champs to irrelevant this fast were the 1999 Denver Broncos after John Elway retired.
New York Jets: Can move up about 15 spots if/when they trade for Aaron Rodgers.
Cleveland Browns: One day the Browns will be good and they’ll be everyone’s second favorite team.
San Diego Padres: They’re the only team left in San Diego and they came out of nowhere to start spending like a big market club. The history’s not there yet, though.
Atlanta Falcons: 28-3? Those were the good ole’ days compared to where they are now.
Carolina Panthers: C.J. Stroud will probably need to win a few games before he moves the Panthers up this list.
New Orleans Pelicans: They have a superstar player, but even when he is healthy, they don’t move the needle nationally.
Arizona Cardinals: Don’t be surprised if this team is picking first in the 2024 NFL draft.
Washington Wizards: Few teams seem to embrace being first round of the playoffs cannon fodder like the Wizards do.
Los Angeles Angels: They have the two biggest stars in Major League Baseball. Cue the Tungsten Arm O’Doyle tweet.
Atlanta Hawks: They’re named the Hawks, but really they’re the Kings… of losing in the first round of the playoffs.
Tampa Bay Rays: Looking for their sixth straight winning season, but mired in the bottom three in attendance every season.
Chicago White Sox: I don’t think its possible for the White Sox to get above number 35 or 40 on this list. They might not have been in the top 40 the year they won the World Series.
Oklahoma City Thunder: They’ve been surprisingly competitive this season, but are still last in the league in attendance.
Texas Rangers: Can Jacob deGrom help make the Rangers relevant again?
Baltimore Orioles: Stuck in a brutal division with two extremely high-profile teams but there’s some serious young talent on the way.
Cleveland Guardians: Fell all the way from 42,000 fans per game in 2000 to 15,000 per game last season.
Brooklyn Nets: Would have been 50 spots higher a few months ago.
Milwaukee Brewers: Quietly have made four straight postseasons, after just making the playoffs four times in their first 48 seasons.
Houston Rockets: In a season with many teams openly tanking, the Rockets have managed to be the worst team in the NBA.
Indiana Pacers: Six of their eight best players are 24 or younger.
Minnesota Twins: They have two legit stars in Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa, insomuch as there are any stars in Major League Baseball right now.
Detroit Pistons: Could Cade Cunningham and Jaden Ivey be passing to Victor Wembanyama next year?
Miami Marlins: The Marlins can’t draw fans. The Miami MLS team is last in attendance. The Panthers are near the bottom of the NHL in fans. Its not them, it’s the city.
Arizona Diamondbacks: The D-backs have not won an NLCS game since winning the World Series in 2001.
Colorado Rockies: Did you know the Rockies have never won the NL West?
Kansas City Royals: True or False: Their projected cleanup hitter this year is named Vinnie Pasquantino.
Oakland A’s: The A’s and Oakland are like a couple you know is going to get divorced but they’re waiting for their youngest kid to graduate high school.
San Antonio Spurs: As a Spurs fan, this hurts me, but I have five rings to console myself with.
Have a take about this list? Argue with Akiva Wienerkur (keev26) about it on Twitter.
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